Riddle me this, Riddle me that

Today once again was a XLAnt day, was there any doubt it would be! My day started off the same as it does everyday. My 1st 7 mins consumed by making coffee in our fancy coffee maker. The rest of the morning was consumed by drinking coffee and watching the Mickey mouse clubhouse, had the theme song stuck in my head all day. In fact just popped back in my head cause I said that. Guess, it is better than any Yo Gabba Gabba song, they drive me batty. Anywho went to the office as usual. We got into some pretty deep convos as we always do. Today was about names and how stereotypically that fit a person destiny, life, and well being. For instance if someone's name is Malik Washington, he/she is more than likely not white. Also how ones name also tends to control there destiny. The diversity the folk I work with is truly amazing. After leaving the office came home for lunch ate some leftover baked ziti which was delicioso! Mi español es no muy bueno! After lunch went to knock some doors to sell some Comcast. Got a triple play (tv, Internet, and phone)did some follow up. Got some things lined up for tomorrow. As I was driving to my last appointment for the night I was being a simpatico (Spanish for nice, like it better anyway) and slowed down so I could get out of the turn lane, the chick beside me sped up and flipped me off. I should had some TheXLAntLIFE tshirts in my car of better yet a sticker. She must of had a bad day. Maybe she was pointing at something. Meh, C'est La Vie. When I got home had some XLAnt king salmon, caught and shipped by my XLAnt friend Joe all the way from Alaska, cooked by my super, XLAnt, mega,foxy, awesome, hot wife. Listened to some beat boxing. So Riddle me this, Riddle me that. How do you achieve TheXLAntLIFE?